HAPPY NEW YEAR! It is only a couple of minutes in 2004 here in central standard time zone. I got some useful facts of life for ya. I stole them off the youth news letter. Shhhh don't tell pete. and pete if you are watching... No i did not use the news letter... what are you talking about...?
1. The early bird still has to eat worms.
2. Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
3. Wouldn't it be nice if life had a 'save game' function?
4. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but people can in prision.
5. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
6. Fake chapeign is nasty stuff.
7. The front of the theatre is sticky and flooded with pop.
8. Elves rule the world with an iron fist.
9. Stainless still rules
10. be careful what you wish for, you might not get it.

Those are the life things. Yuck that chapeign was nasty flavored. Well for the new year and on this is Roy signing off.